Emmett McAuliffe

A Lawyer in Intellectual Property. Emmett is notoriously apolitical. Hates the DH. Loves the St. Louis Browns and has been featured on both Browns PBS documentaries.

MILWAUKEE, WISCONSIN - MARCH 29: Paul Goldschmidt #46 celebrates a two run home run with Matt Carpenter #13 of the St. Louis Cardinals during the first inning of a game against the Milwaukee Brewers at Miller Park on March 29, 2019 in Milwaukee, Wisconsin. (Photo by Stacy Revere/Getty Images)

St. Louis Cardinals’ ‘age issue’: injury besets five of the team’s nine oldest

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JUPITER, FLORIDA - FEBRUARY 19: The St. Louis Cardinals huddle during a team workout at Roger Dean Chevrolet Stadium on February 19, 2020 in Jupiter, Florida. (Photo by Michael Reaves/Getty Images)

St. Louis Cardinals: Predicting the 26-man roster one month out

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SCOTTSDALE, AZ - FEBRUARY 27: Colorado Rockies third baseman Nolan Arenado (28) listens to GM Jeff Bridich during his press conference at Salt River Fields February 27, 2019. The Colorado Rockies and Arenado signed a 8-year, $260 million dollar deal, largest in franchise history, with a opt-out clause after three years. (Photo by Andy Cross/MediaNews Group/The Denver Post via Getty Images)

Where do Colorado, Arenado and the St. Louis Cardinals go from here?

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Crowds yelling during Yankee games with Indians & Tigers. (Photo by Ralph Morse/The LIFE Picture Collection via Getty Images)

Blowhards: 8 trade/free agent fallacies of St. Louis Cardinals and MLB fans

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DENVER, CO - AUGUST 16: Nolan Arenado #28 of the Colorado Rockies hits an eighth inning solo homer against the Miami Marlins at Coors Field on August 16, 2019 in Denver, Colorado. (Photo by Dustin Bradford/Getty Images)

Here’s why the St. Louis Cardinals should wait 2 years for Nolan Arenado

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ATLANTA, GEORGIA - OCTOBER 09: Marcell Ozuna #23 of the St. Louis Cardinals celebrates his teams 13-1 win over the Atlanta Braves in game five of the National League Division Series at SunTrust Park on October 09, 2019 in Atlanta, Georgia. (Photo by Todd Kirkland/Getty Images)

St. Louis Cardinals: Get ready to welcome back Marcell Ozuna

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JUPITER, FLORIDA - FEBRUARY 21: Adolis Garcia #28 of the St. Louis Cardinals poses for a photo during photo days at Roger Dean Stadium on February 21, 2019 in Jupiter, Florida. (Photo by Rob Carr/Getty Images)

St. Louis Cardinals: Adolis Garcia, AAA four-tool HR/RBI machine, is gone

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WASHINGTON, DC - OCTOBER 14: Manager Mike Shildt #8 of the St. Louis Cardinals stands with his team for the playing of the national anthem prior to Game Three of the National League Championship Series against the Washington Nationals at Nationals Park on October 14, 2019 in Washington, DC. (Photo by Will Newton/Getty Images)

St. Louis Cardinals should horde pitching and leave the offense alone

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SAN FRANCISCO, CA - SEPTEMBER 15: Will Smith #13 of the San Francisco Giants pitches against the Colorado Rockies during the ninth inning at AT&T Park on September 15, 2018 in San Francisco, California. The San Francisco Giants defeated the Colorado Rockies 3-0. (Photo by Jason O. Watson/Getty Images)

St. Louis Cardinals watch competition snap up top relief

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WASHINGTON, DC - OCTOBER 15: Victor Robles #16 of the Washington Nationals warms up prior to playing against the St. Louis Cardinals in Game Four of the National League Championship Series at Nationals Park on October 15, 2019 in Washington, DC. (Photo by Will Newton/Getty Images)

3 Halloween-scary trades that the St. Louis Cardinals should actually do

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WASHINGTON, DC - OCTOBER 15: St. Louis Cardinals manager Mike Shildt looks on in the fifth inning against the Washington Nationals during the National League Championship Series against the Washington Nationals at Nationals Park on October 15, 2019 in Washington, DC. (Photo by Rob Carr/Getty Images)

The St. Louis Cardinals: Yeah, they’ve got issues (a musical analysis)

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ST LOUIS, MISSOURI - OCTOBER 12: Atmosphere of Busch Stadium is seen during game two of the National League Championship Series between the Washington Nationals and the St. Louis Cardinals on October 12, 2019 in St Louis, Missouri. (Photo by Jamie Squire/Getty Images)

St. Louis Cardinals: Four moves to get Cards back in the NLCS

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CINCINNATI, OH - JULY 20: Ryan Helsley #56 of the St. Louis Cardinals pitches in the seventh inning against the Cincinnati Reds at Great American Ball Park on July 20, 2019 in Cincinnati, Ohio. Cincinnati defeated St. Louis 3-2. (Photo by Jamie Sabau/Getty Images)

St. Louis Cardinals: Helsley’s ‘chop’ beef in focus for Game 5

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ST LOUIS, MO - SEPTEMBER 27: Yadier Molina #4 of the St. Louis Cardinals reacts after flying out against the Chicago Cubs in the first inning at Busch Stadium on September 27, 2019 in St Louis, Missouri. (Photo by Dilip Vishwanat/Getty Images)

St. Louis Cardinals: Molina in ‘throat-slashing gesture’ brouhaha

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ST. PETERSBURG, FLORIDA - JULY 21: Santa Claus delivers the first pitch at the Christmas in July baseball game between the Tampa Bay Rays and the Chicago White Sox at Tropicana Field on July 21, 2019 in St. Petersburg, Florida. (Photo by Julio Aguilar/Getty Images)

St. Louis Cardinals: Don’t believe in Santa Closer

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ATLANTA, GA - MAY 16: Manager Mike Shildt of the St. Louis Cardinals looks on in the fifth inning of an MLB game against the Atlanta Braves at SunTrust Park on May 16, 2019 in Atlanta, Georgia. (Photo by Todd Kirkland/Getty Images)

St. Louis Cardinals: With two weeks left, who’s in negative WAR?

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