Imagining an all-time St. Louis Cardinals alliteration team

ST. LOUIS, MO - AUGUST 26: Jon Jay #19 and Skip Schumaker #55 of the St. Louis Cardinals celebrate after defeating the Pittsburgh Pirates at Busch Stadium on August 26, 2011 in St. Louis, Missouri. (Photo by Jeff Curry/Getty Images)
ST. LOUIS, MO - AUGUST 26: Jon Jay #19 and Skip Schumaker #55 of the St. Louis Cardinals celebrate after defeating the Pittsburgh Pirates at Busch Stadium on August 26, 2011 in St. Louis, Missouri. (Photo by Jeff Curry/Getty Images) /
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PITTSBURGH, PA – AUGUST 27: Daniel Descalso #33 of the St. Louis Cardinals plays the field during the game against the Pittsburgh Pirates at PNC Park on August 27, 2014 in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. (Photo by Justin K. Aller/Getty Images)
PITTSBURGH, PA – AUGUST 27: Daniel Descalso #33 of the St. Louis Cardinals plays the field during the game against the Pittsburgh Pirates at PNC Park on August 27, 2014 in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. (Photo by Justin K. Aller/Getty Images) /

Daniel Descalso

After looking through all 2000+ players who have appeared in a Cardinals uniform, there were no natural catchers available for this team.  This famous Cardinal utility man became our best option.

It’s a rough start for the alliterative bunch, but it could be worse. Clearly, Daniel Descalso is an odd choice to be our catcher, as he has never actually played the position in the MLB. However, Descalso has played every position except catcher and center field during his time in the big leagues, so I think he’ll be able to figure it out.

The best thing he brings to this squad is the grittiness and clutch ability that he displayed for the Cardinals over the course of his four-year run with the team. While he hasn’t excelled in any one area of the game, Descalso’s overall ability and versatility has resulted in a productive ten seasons in the MLB. I’m hoping these skills will translate into Descalso being an adequate catcher for our group.